Take me for a ride.

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college:
Why should we accept you
me:
*raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
college:
damn son you in

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scottish:

thewriters-blog:

If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.

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